DAMN PUERTO RICANS

Gabriel came to the Lord and said... "Lord, I have to talk to you. We have some Puerto Ricans up here who are causing problems. My horn is missing, they have sofrito and recao all over the kitchen, they are making guayaberas from their robes, they have dominos tables in the cafeteria, and they're wearing baseball caps instead of their halos. They refuse to stop making Puerto Rican coffee on the heaven's stairs, they are setting up cock fights in the clouds, and some of them are walking around with just one wing."

The Lord said, " Puerto Ricans are Puerto Ricans, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone: "Hello? Damn, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"

Gabriel replied "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there."
The Devil said "Hold on again. I need to check on something."

After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said "I'm back,Now what was the question?" Gabriel said "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said "Man, I don't believe this.....Hold on."

This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those damn Puerto Ricans have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."