Exactly...

... how I feel!

Thank you Boost Mobile!
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Enter the world of the CRACKberry

Back when T-Mobile was a fairly new carrier in the states (2002), I bought my first cell phone EVER. I remember getting a Motorola. I had no reception at my apartment so I went back to the store to change the phone. They gave me a cute lil Nokia. I had one signal bar inside my apartment. Didn't think much of it since I had a home phone and didn't use it much since the job I held at the time gave me a cell phone. Needless to say, reception problems at the moment weren't a biggie. And then I quit my job, which made the no-reception issue, AN ISSUE. So I canceled my contract with them after a year. Paid their cancellation fee happily and went to bed with Sprint. I LOVED sprint. I had service everywhere I went. Anywhere in the States I visited. Puerto Rico. Canada. It worked like a charm and I was totally in-love with my phone carrier.

Flash forward 8 years and here I am. Sprint's greatness stopped working in Puerto Rico. A couple friends swore by T-Mobile. I figured it had been 8 years since my really bad experience with them, so I decided to give them a second chance. Well, I don't fucking believe in second chances so I have no fucking clue as to why I decided to give T-Mobile the benefit of the doubt. I should have backed out of the transaction when they told me I only had FOURTEEN days to cancel the contract and be free of the cancellation fee. The thought crossed my mind that it was too lil time to find out if the phone/service worked. Didn't listen to my gut and now I'm paying for it.

Needless to say, after plenty consideration (and nasty cell phone related headaches), I have decided to cancel my T-mobile contract. My experience with their service is just not up to par with the amount of money they require me to pay them every month. The fact that I simply want to make an uninterrupted phone call every now and again is not an outrageous request. T-mobile will officially be $200 richer. T-MOBILE SUCKS!

Enter Boost Mobile powered by, yes, the SPRINT network. I know, I know... Why go back to "Sprint" you ask? Well, since I'm moving back to the States (and I KNOW Sprint works over there), I figured I'll take my chances with Boost Mobile here. Their EVERYTHING BLACKBERRY Plan is just amazingly cheap. Add to that that my experience in Puerto Rico with Sprint wasn't as bad as my experience with T-Mobile. So now I'm the owner of a BlackBerry Curve 8330. And yes, I know it's not the latest model, but it does come upgraded since it was just released this year for Boost Mobile with CDMA technology. IDEN no more (tho Boost's "chirping" commercials were funny). I've never been too techie regarding cell phones so this will take me a while to break in. Good thing I found this link where I got to download the 2004 edition of BlackBerry for Dummies. I'll be busy reading that for the next few days. I've heard that BlackBerry use is addictive. I guess I'll find out.

Hoping for the best here.

More crack HERE and HERE.

Its a BUST!

Well... Kinda.

Isn't this like the cutest ghetto sign you've ever seen? lol

Good heavens!

Will I be able to do this again next weekend? How did I come to own so much SHIT? I keep asking myself that with no other answer but the fact that its just hard for me to part from certain things.

Why do I still own a Nintendo 64?

Why do I still own a VHS player?

Why do I keep books that I know I don't like and will NEVER read?

Sigh. Well, here I am... sitting.... waiting.... as I've been waiting since 12:34pm today (it's 4:27pm right now)... with only $8 in my pocket from a steamer and an iron I sold. I suppose $8 is better than nothing...


UPDATE!
Oooh its 5:08pm and I just sold my dining room table. That makes me $40 richer. Not bad.

Well... hopefully I'll soon sell all the big furniture. That's all I really want.

Someone's garbage is always someone else's treasure...

REALLY!

So much shit!

Moving is a pain in the ass. More importantly… it’s a pain in MY ass. Never really noticed how much SHIT I accumulated in a 7 ½ year term. I mean… I own so much stuff, my belongings have actually made the task of packing overwhelming. How did I accumulate so much crap?!?!

One thing is for sure… I will do my VERY BEST to never ever every try own as much crap as I do now. Life should be simple… clean… easy! So that’s my new rule. The simpler the room the better it looks. There’s no need to have 20,000 picture albums when there’s technology that will put all those pictures in one (or a couple) of CDs. There’s no need to hold on to video game consoles when you only have the urge to play video games once a year. There’s no need to save check stubs from 2006 when its 2010. There’s no need to have 17 tubes of lotion when you never put that shit on. From now on I will be more conscious of what I buy and WHY I’m buying it.

Mommy!!! Can I go with you??

This nightmare will NEVER happen again!

OMG I'm DONE!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Pac-man

This is going to sound really funny, but last week, my dog ate my vibrator.

Yeps... She totally destroyed my favorite purple toy.

I have to give it to her, she can really eat just about everything. She ate a chunk off one of my dinning set chairs. She devoured a brillo pad that was stuffed in a hole next to the heat radiator (to prevent any mice from coming inside my apt). She ate a box of chocolates I left on my night stand. She destroyed my Lost Season 5 DVDs. She ate my cell phone charger. She has destroyed every single dog toy I've bought her (exept for her "Kong"). Yeah... Inspector Butters is an avid chewer! There is no doubt about it!

Anyways... I've been browsing around to replace my very own loyal "lover" (LOL), and OMG I haven't seen so many weird looking things in less than 30 minutes!

I could totally have a bunch of these as a centerpiece... or in a fish tank! Oh-so-pretty.

What are these two for you ask? Well... They are Nipple Teasers! They are "quiet, discreet, soft, pliable and wireless."

Catch line for this on the site? "Give your pussy something to play with the pussy pets..."

That certainly got a laugh outta me!

Got Pineapple?

This lil explanation really got me cracking the fuck up!

"Sweet and exotic, the sugary juices of a ripe pineapple fill your mouth and run down to your nipples for your lover to lick off! For the sweetest satisfaction, grind the large yellow pineapple and its bullet vibrator against your joy button and lips."

Excuse me while I feel stupid but... WTF is a joy button?

Find all sorts of crazy fun stuff here ---> jelly vibrator

I really loved my purple god. It's gonna be hard (no pun inteded) to find a replacement :-(

WOOT!!!

I've had 3 cars in my 31 years of life. My first was a blue Mitsubishi Mirage (a 1990 I think). I was 20 when my mommy helped me get my first car. Then in 2003 I bought me a 2003 Chevrolet Malibu, and in 2007, I got me a 2007 Chevrolet Equinox. Neither of those cars were as well taken care off as the one my mom purchased on my behalf a couple weeks ago. Since bought, my new (old) 2001 Mitsubishi Mirage, a/k/a El Avispon (takes from The Green Hornet, lol), has had a makeover.

El Avispon now has a brand new alarm system! From nose to tail, my baby is covered! And now, the front doors are power lock! WOOT!!!! I'm really loving the car beeper!!!
Also, Xmas came early because my Avispon also got a brand new radio!!! AWESOME!!! Now I'll be able to hook up my ipod in my car and listen to my Twilight/TVD music FULL BLAST!!! WOOT!!!!

What's next?? Tinting the windows!!!

El Avispon is gon shine, shine, SHINE!!!

Pimpin!

LOL! Well... THIS car is certainly NOT pimpim, but it IS the fruit of my puertorrican savings and I am very proud to announce that yesterday, my mom purchased this car for me with my hard earned money!
Funny thing is this... When I left Puerto Rico to move to NY Metro, I had to sell my Mitsubishi. Since living in NY Metro, I've only owned a Chevrolet car and an SUV. Now that I am moving back to my lil beautiful island... I'm owning a Mitsubishi again?

Cute.

When I arrive in Puerto Rico, I'll have WHEELS!!!

I. WANT. TO. DRIVE. IT. NOW!!!!!!!