White ass holes

I will never understand the cosmetic world's obsession with whitening (or lightening) everything!

Skin...

Hair...

Teeth...

And now... you can bleach your ASS HOLE and your LABIA with this magic cream!

What in the world is it with this human obsession of being white and/or having what some consider to be "white" traits and/or physical features??? Who's gonna care what color your ass hole or your labia is? I mean... REALLY????

There's obviously a market for this if this is still selling, so my question is simply... Who the fuck has the time to apply this thing "multiple times" per day??? Oh, and lets not forget that this cream does not offer permanent results so if you want a white pale sick looking ass hole, you're gonna have to bleach it for the rest of your sorry petty ridiculous life!

Good heavens!

Si yo fuera presidente...

I'd make a law where it would be MANDATORY to have at least one 6 feet all mirror in ever household.No, lady! Walking around like THIS in Old San Juan (and pretty much make everybody and their grandmothers look at you) is NOT right!

If you don't have the body for it, please... DON'T WEAR IT!

YUCK!

WTF?!?!?!

Imagine waking up and peeking out the window and seeing this:

Now, imagine knowing you have to actually go to work on a day like this.

That, my dear friends, is my reality.

There is nothing worse than waking up to this and having to walk under this hellish snow.

Im wearing a wifebeater, a sweater, a fleece jacket, a bubble coat, pants, leg warmers, 2 pairs of socks, scarf, ear warmers, winter hat, gloves, snow boots, and I'M STILL FUCKING COLD!!!

It does make for pretty pictures. No, that's not me. This is another misserable soul that had to venture out to go to work... Same as me.


On days like this... I hate my life!

Xmas confusion?

Well... If you still haven't bought your loved one anything for Xmas, just drop by this house! They have fans, funky creepy looking dolls, hub caps... You name it, they've got it!



The stuff I gots to see in my neighborhood! lol

Ummmm

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